Sorry for the vacation...
So I have been working in the yard. As of right now I have only killed 1 plant. I am cleaning out our rock garden in the front yard. Man! The previous owner didn't realize a little could go a long ways. Did they go to Kindergarten? Well since we no longer have a truck this only means one thing. Slower keep putting rocks in my trash so the garbageman picks them up.
Great plan! I have even learn that I can put the trash can on my side of the street. They pick up it then I fill it up and push it on the other side of the street before they turn around. It would have work perfectly! Blast trashman! They decided to go to the other side of the street first. Okay 1 point trash man. So I feel the trash can halfway full with rock. I am thinking to myself can the truck pick up trash can? It is so heavy I barely can move it myself.
I sit wait on Tuesday and Fridays. I hear the big truck coming... my heart is racing... racking so quickly.... in my head I am going back and forth "Did I pick the right side of the street?" The truck is getting closer it turns the corner.... BLAST it's the recycle guys! So I have to wait and wait again. I hear a truck again, could it be the trash man? Nope it's the recycle boys again. GRRRR! An hour past by and I hear a truck again! I lower the blind. I don't want the trash man looking at me. What if my trash can is too heavy? Am I breaking a law? Is he mad or laughing at me.
Double blast! My trash can is on the wrong side of the street. Do they switch it up for people like me that want to double dip taking out their trash? Okay this it! No more recycle boys and it's for sure the trash man on my side of the street. The blinds our lower the video camera is on.... he picks up my neighbors, it's finally time. Will the truck be able to pick my half of my yard rock.....
YES IT DID! Sadly, it didn't even have trouble. It's like it laughed at me saying "Ha! That nothing! I laugh at your yard rock."
Then I grind really big and thought you just want till Friday and see what I have for you. I am going to load that trash can all the way full with rock!
Tune into next week when we will see.... Trash Truck vs Rock Trash. Who will win?
ps I am going to try the other side of the street first. I hope I get it right this time.
